make sure you join your sugar daddies country clubs so if it dont work out you got his equally rich friends number
FUCK I JUST WOKE UP MY ENTIRE HOUSE
"We both said a lot of things that you’re going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster." (x)
i dont trust people who are attracted to me…like why? write me a 10 page paper with a legitimate thesis and valid points backing up your claim or you fake.
i want to be one of those tumblr users that everyone addresses by their name and tells them random things and randomly gets i love yous from people they never have talked to
filed under more jokes i never understood until now
My roommates and I carved pumpkins.
I made this one.
Here it is with a candle.
50 Shades Of Rei
are you fucking kidding me
this is my original LOTR character, his name is Gundalf and he is Gandalf’s brother who uses a gun
i’m glad i’ve saved this image for so long
“In the fifth grade I was arrested from school and suspended for a week cause I made blueprints and plans and went through the classrooms stealing all the Goosebumps books. I was successful with three classrooms. The way I did it, every week I came home with a certain amount. I had numbers one through 73. Then I fucking got caught. And I was a little smartass, so I was like, What a coincidence! A black youth getting arrested for wanting to read. So I made a list of everyone I thought snitched on me, who I was going to kill and torture.”
— Tyler, The Creator.