holdmypurse:

baddiebey:

make sure you join your sugar daddies country clubs so if it dont work out you got his equally rich friends number

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howtobeafuckinglady:

FUCK I JUST WOKE UP MY ENTIRE HOUSE

I desperately want to marry a guy like him

harbek:

Cake gif. Fin.

princessaeducan:

endless list of favorite video games

Portal 2

"We both said a lot of things that you’re going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster." (x)

yoyonolen:

not even an over reaction

lamegrownup:

i dont trust people who are attracted to me…like why? write me a 10 page paper with a legitimate thesis and valid points backing up your claim or you fake.

pizzamuke:

i want to be one of those tumblr users that everyone addresses by their name and tells them random things and randomly gets i love yous from people they never have talked to 

spicy-vagina-tacos:

filed under more jokes i never understood until now

fearsomeinnovation:

starlightexcellent:

My roommates and I carved pumpkins.

I made this one.

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Here it is with a candle.

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Happy Halloween.

GOD

nyotaku:

50shadesofstuff:

50 Shades Of Rei

are you fucking kidding me

lauren-draws-things:

skuboglesby:

this is my original LOTR character, his name is Gundalf and he is Gandalf’s brother who uses a gun

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i’m glad i’ve saved this image for so long

wesleh:

“In the fifth grade I was arrested from school and suspended for a week cause I made blueprints and plans and went through the classrooms stealing all the Goosebumps books. I was successful with three classrooms. The way I did it, every week I came home with a certain amount. I had numbers one through 73. Then I fucking got caught. And I was a little smartass, so I was like, What a coincidence! A black youth getting arrested for wanting to read. So I made a list of everyone I thought snitched on me, who I was going to kill and torture.” 
— Tyler, The Creator.

dear cas,