goonbae:

your man when cooking:

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my man when cooking:

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pocketpsychologist:

seaminglycomplex:

This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.

what had me cracking up was the way the mask deflated at the end

askfallencas:

watching yourself being replaced by people better than you

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seedy:

you know when ur older relatives say things like “aww u were so cute when u were little” like excuse me bitch im still cute

fuckyeahfossilpokemon:

Pokeddex Day 18 by *Duckstapler

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

My lifes not going too great at the moment. I had planned to have petted at least 40% of the dogs on planet earth by now and I have petted maybe 0.5% of the dogs.

I just did the math and it turns out 0.5% of the dogs on the planet is 26 million and I dont even think I’ve petted that many :(

yeffyaboyuice:

Do you ever just hate someone so much that whenever they do literally ANYTHING you’re like

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me: hello darkness my old friend
darkness: do i know u

whats a meme to a non believer?

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad
dear cas,