mydogsnokes:

celestelouise:

uoa:

mydogsnokes:

video for my spanish 1 class. the directions were “film a conversation between you and a family member using the basic greetings we have learned so far this year” so naturally i made this

americans talking in spanish cheer me up so much

THE PENGUIN.

what penguin

100worms:

if you hate me….. have you considered…. that I am beautiful? think it over

whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

ohvegeta:

froghat:

the clock strikes midnight. all americans begin to morph into their true form.

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fuckin ready

living1dpotato:

"In season 10, Dean will have an intense romance with a waitress."

haus-of-ill-repute:

Cats come in both liquid and solid form.

firefliesart:

baby penisoo

securelyinsecure:

poplockandpantydropit:

Adventure time be knowing

Well, damn

glorfyndel:

I’m supposed to be doing maths revision but there’s a typo on one of the worksheets

adambloghart:

artaeologist:

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

gyneromantic:

me: *thinks about girls*

me: nice

lilablackbird:

takemetothedungeons:

First official look at Steve Rogers and Thor in Age of Ultron.

vinebox:

This dog is way too real

There is literally only one post on this entire site with 11 million notes

absolute-taekwoonie:

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dear cas,